Bobert the Naginite wins by default because he is 100% stupid. Too stupid to recognize a fact when one is presented.

Amos an Bobert are standing side by side.

Someone yells "will the dumbest one step forward"
They both step forward.

So the person yells "will the dumbest one step back"

They both step back.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.