Hey, you can really see a long way from up here! -- Jesus

Nah, I'll just give him a good scare. -- John Wilkes Booth

Oh, hell! Just reach in and pull that alarm clock out, like this. -- Captain Hook.

Aw, just beat the hell out of them.... -- Ghandi.

Maybe I was wrong. -- Adolf Hitler.

That's the English: no sense of humor. -- Ben Franklin.

What the hell is all that LAND doing there?? -- Christopher Columbus.