Beat me to the post, Mr. O'L, but I did have a similar dream:

I dreamed I saw Joe Clark last night.
I knew him by his chin.
I said, "Oh, Joe, it's sad to see
The shape your party's in.

An Alliance wonk is now ensconced
Atop the Tory heap
And when he grins his lizard grin
My flesh begins to creep.

The second fiddle's called Mackay
A treacherous sort of villain.
He lost at love so don't play cards
With him--not it he's dealin'."

And standing there as big as life
And choking back a sob,
Joe said, "It would be so darn cool
If I still had the job.

I'd run this country, run it right,
The way it oughta be,
But since I'm not the Tory boss
I'm voting NDP."