Revolutionary Scottish cleric Sadder McTadder is back in the news as the real ruler of Baghdad.

As the invasion forces lie in their fortified Green Zone, McTadder's Maddy Tartan Army are running riot all over the city.
Their new uniform of "hie Jimmy wig" kilts and desert boots is attracting new recruits every day from the British and American trained "security forces".
A source close to McTadder said the reasons for the defections were, "Daily bouts of bagpipe wrestling tae keep ye fit"...Deid badgers over your genitalia ,tae keep ye warm...and a helluva lot less chance of getting shot!!

Contrary to a widely held fallacy, McTadder also pays better.

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