Haw! I'm chortling into my coffee. (Uh-oh! It's starting to dribble out my nose.) That's just great. Thanks for taking the time to post the lyrics. I like the line about "He took a train to Appleton, or maybe it was Fondulac," just in case the listener isn't getting boggled enough following the story.

Kindly make a big, virtual noise when you release Handful of Songs.

Elmer (sputtering java down his shirt)