Aw geez......Leave it to Bert to make me the subject of a copycat thread.....although I admit I had the same thought and was hoping it would just slip by and not be created........***sigh***..........

Ye, it was Bert who did it.....Also the only man on the planet who seemed to have the ready knowledge right at his fingertips that the plural of penis as this ANCIENT post proves:
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Bert - PM
Date: 18 Jan 99 - 09:55 AM

Frank,

Here's an old thread on the subject American cultural oddities

Catspaw49, the plural is penes.

Bert.
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Spaw