A moth that can't ball is not a happy camphor!

If the Bourbons all die out, they'll Die Nasty!

Do REAL folkies use Acoustic hair dryers?

If there's no booze, we'll all be acousticaly "drying out" anyway, I guess, but, ironicaly in lusher surroundings, if that's any consolation.....

Maybe Sony Special Products can issue a Getaway anthology for the benefit of the Betty Ford Clinic. Or the Kennedy Family Campaign Chest....

I'll look forward to a hearty breakfast of a cup of tea and a bowl of Total....

If they're amateur-hibitionists, though, you might have a chance....

If they're ex-hibitionists....Awww...never mind!...