1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
It wasn't a war it was a peace keeping mission.

2) Which country makes Panama hats?
The same one that makes Panama heads.

3) From which animal do we get cat-gut?
Must be from the wild bagpipe. Makes an awful din anyway.

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
Ve Russinas do not celebrate. That is the perogative of the decadent vest.

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Metal. Gets the fleas off the camel better.

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
The Canary Islands are in the Pacific?

7) What was King George VI's first name?
King of course. Surname Georgevi Runs the Greek chippy in Canal Street.

8) What color is a purple finch?
No such thing. There is an avian flu epidemic you know.

9) Where are Chinese goose-berries from?
The geese have all died of the avian flu as well. The were berried where they fell.

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
How many times do we have to tell you. It is NOT a war...

Full marks I think

:D (tG)