Let's explore that, Mouse...why is it exactly that you hate the word "fuck"? Is it the fact that it often used as an expletive (as in "Fuck you, Fuck this, Fuck off, and What the Fuck?). Or is it the literal definition, and its resonance with physical intimacy between male and female body parts, which makes you uncomfortable (as in "I would like to fuck her" or "I wish he would fuck me"). I can appreciate your not wanting to see language with violent overtones used between civilized human beings. But surely, the world would be a much less interesting place if sexual congress between males and females were not as interesting, and entertaining, as it is.

Is there some other word for such delights that you would prefer to see used? We aim to please! (You aim too, please).

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