Cucumber sandwiches! (Bleedin' posh git, grrr, mutter, mutter). It should be fish paste sandwiches WITH the crusts. Oh! and 'arf a pint o' Whelks to go wiv 'em; not forgetting the Sarson's Vinegar. And if yer lucky a pint o' mild.

Accorse, now I'm a transplant to Colorado, it's a bowl of green chile, a quesadilla and a pint of Laughing Lab.