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Thread #91304 Message #1736658
Posted By: Bill Hahn//\\
09-May-06 - 08:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Best Woody Allen complaint monologue...?
Subject: RE: BS: Best Woody Allen complaint monologue...?
And from an early stand-up routine, once again. In brief:
He shoots a moose and drives it back to the city ---but the moose is not dead and he figures he will take it to a costume party. The moose loses a best of costume to the GOldbergs who are also dressed as mooses---they lock antlers and the moose wins. He drives--what he thinks is the moose back to the woods---but it is Mrs. Goldberg.
They die and their remains--heads--are donated to the NY Athletic Club. The joke is on them---the NY Athletic club is segregated--and the moose is back in the woods.