It's the Chiquita Banana song that would get kids in trouble today.

I'm a Chiquita Banana
And I'm here to say
If you want to kill your teacher
Here's an excellent way

Just peel a banana
And drop it on the floor
And watch your dumb old teacher
Go skidding out the door!

Whew. Heady stuff. We lived dangerous lives when we were children. Amazing how people have completely lost anything that resembles a sense of humor.

SRS