Ok, darlin' Amos, I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours . . .
"I don't understand you at all, dear friend. I've completely forgotten my French, and more's the pity! Perhaps I was too hard on you. I apologize, darlin'. We'll be friends again, won't we?"
There ya go, A Man Of Steel! Your turn . . .
(I really was jez' kiddin' 'bout the can of whup-urú!)