The Chief is waiting for you, Spaw, in the world of spirit. Yes, just shortly after you pass through those shining gates, expecting now to receive your heavenly reward for all the good works you did while on Earth, you will be startled to hear a familiar snorting and grunting sound...you will turn in shock to see that gigantic porcine form (now sporting little angel wings) bearing down on you inexorably and proving that pigs DO fly...drooling in anticipation of the vile act he is about to perform on you, his beady little red eyes glowing with unfathomable lust as he siezes you in an unbreakable grip and...