Re-discovered this ditty t'other day

When I were a young 'un I lived wi me Granny
And manys the BASHIN' me Granny gave me
She'd dress me up in the quality fashions
And tie a garter below me knee
Have you seen my love, my love, my love
Have you seen my love waiting for me
He wears a red jacket
A pair of green stockin's
A hump on his back
And he's only one knee...

Oldham Tinkers again I think