You misunderstand, Wesley. That is the whole point. The Shatman has such a profound effect on most people that it has become an unwritten rule around here not to name him in thread titles at all. This is NOT an official Shatner thread. It's a Shakespeare thread. Got that? Good. Don't screw things up.

Believe me, the "warning" you suggest would most likely have exactly the opposite effect to what you desire...and not because of me, either. More than that I will not say. I've said too much already.