You don't know what 'swoon' means? (Nearly soons)

   Colloquially, it means to be overwhelmed with feeling at the music, beauty, or codpiece of desirable men like Engelbert Sinatra.

   "Men at some time are masters of their fates;

   "The fault, dear Brutus,is not in our stars,

   "Butin ourselves." (Julius Caesar, Act 1.)

   As an astrologer, I agree, forsooth, wherewithall I shall further desist, innit.(?)


   Ivor