Fellow staggers into a bar. Needs the washroom for a 'sit down' vists, and he's in a hurry . He's directed there by the barkeep. After a few minutes, the whole bar hears a piercing scream of agony. It is shortly followed by anpother and another. Some patrons and the barkeep run to the toilet and there's the drunk sitting down with his face all red and tears in his eyes. The barkeep asks what's wrong. Drunk replies, "I've tried flushing the toilet three times, and each time something grabs my testicles and squeezes them hard." Barkeep laughs and says, "Ya silly bugger, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"