Ok guys, enough of making everyone get all 'gerflekht'!! Let's pick up the pace and 'throw off the winding sheet' (yet another vague reference to another thread...) and write something funny. Put on your Arnold Schwartzenegger hats and let's see something that rhymes with 'I'll be back' or 'Hasta la vista, baby'. It's a double dog dare now . . . be there or be square!! I want to see a bonafide Golden Cow Chip with Shamrock Crest winner.

Ready, set, now WRITE! -- Áine (who has no choice, she's run out of tissues!)