You must think we just fell off the turnip truck if you think you can sign in as several Guests and back up your bollocks with with more bollocks, pal.

You remember working in London for two years 'Guest,John Terney,' yet your memory fails when it comes to remembering the name of the ground you watched Germany play in. It's quite famous ... even people on Pluto have heard of it. No more clues, except Germany never played in any other famous grounds ... just the one ... you know, the famous one you don't know the name of. And yes, insults are hurled back and forth, it's a tradition. Bottles? You never saw such a thing you lying bastard.

Here's what I'll do ... for every 80 year old that has his jawbone broken by an England fan I'll give Max $100, if you'll do the same should it not come to pass.