That was a good one. You fooled me that time.

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But less someone say we caused this thread to drift from its stated subject, here's another example of a children's parody rhyme with violent lyrics:

DASHING THROUGH THE SONG
{to the tune-"Jingle Bells"}

Dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skies
Over the hills we go.
Crashing through the trees.
bam, bam, bam
The snow is turning red.
I think I might be dead.
Oh-no im in the hospital
with needles in my head.

O, jingle bells, jingle bells
Santa Claus is dead
because Rudolph took a twenty two
And shot him in the head.
O, Barbie girl, Barbie girl
tried to save his life
But Ken from Mexico
stabbed her with a knife.

Source: Alexandra, {White female, age 13 years, Canada, 2005}