The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) -Pinkard and Bowden

I was the cook, she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp... lured her away

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new"
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

#1 I swordfish she'd come back to me!
#2 Aw, if she did, she'd just throw ya the same ole' line: "Not
#1 But I've kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the Halibut, I wonder if she's kept mine in her perch.
#2 Well, we'd better quit sea-horsin' around here-these people look like they're goin' into a state of shark!

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.