The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1741373
Posted By: GUEST,Reverend Jimmy Ray Humbrew
15-May-06 - 07:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The Rapaire has gone into the hills like Jesus did, to purge himself of sin and damnation. Yea, he will return cleansed and white like unto the light of the world, shining clean. He will be one with the Lord, unlike you other sinners, you fornicators, you drunkards, you sinful host of Satan! Repent, like your colleague Rapaire has done, and you will yet be saved! I know that he has seen the light and is seeking forgiveness, for he was once, like you, a womanizer and a drinker! He will be redeemed, but you will all be damned into the everlasting darkness and the flames that water cannot quench! Like Rapaire, come to the water of forgiveness! Place your mite, as the widow did, in trust with the Lord! I am certain that Rapaire will give what he can, and more, and so must you! And I will pray for all of you, that you will follow your Leader into repentance.