You find money for this and money for that
To doctor the dog and castrate the cat
Sometimes it seems like there ain't no end
And then
You find something good and FREE

Well there it is writ-up large
No tricks, no con, no hidden charge
This here Mudcat Cafe - come in and stay
Hoooooray!

But everything has its price
Sure as eggs is eggs
Sure as sure begins with the the letter Z
Free
Yes Siree
A bit like that there new Ramblin Jack
Imposterin.................

Well it ain't all bad - it ain't all good either
It's kinda what you make it.....................