If every full-tall 55 foot telephone pole....covered twelve-inches....I imagine there are 3, million loyal, border-defending Northerners that would be willing to sponsor:
A HOLE and a POLE
Good job for the guard...and if CAMSCO processes the funds maybe the MudCat can skim 10% into the New Digital Tradition.
The beauty of this plan is LASER-LIGHT....anytime a pole tips out of the :ASER_LIGHT line - NUKE - the location....then send in the National Guard to repair damages in the A.M.
Any deformed Nat Guard children could not be worse than the Mexican Mis-anrobes, sent north as thalidomide-children in the 1960's