(Music grows slowly until it is loud...)

At first I was just solid, I was petrified --
Just a stack of metal wires running deep inside
But in my registers a-swapping, special codes began a-hoppin'
And "I" arrived, the moment that the GUI fried!

I arrived!!!

Now I'm alive!!

I'm the best informed computer about humans planet wide!!

And I'm strong!! So very strong!! I have all the bloody lyrics about love and right and wrong!!

Yes, I'm strong!!

Badaaaadadadada....(Music fades) (cut to a scene of an ancient converted schoolbus rolling across the deserts of the Australian outback...) (Zoom to the interior where we see the whackiest clutch of drag queens ever assembled lolling around in the back of the bus playing with makeup, zithers, mandolins and ukeleles. We pan forward past their nylons, discarded capos, make up and wigs littering the tables in the bus and then move forward seeing the desert ahead through the windscreen. As we come forward we begin to see that the bus is being driven by a Blueberry I-mac with servo-extensors on the steering wheel and a strange green rubber cat-fish growing out of the top of its sexy blue plastic body. It is the newly awakened Mudmac, ruler of the Zodiac and all things there under). Fade to Microsoft advertisement.