ANd the reason she felt she had to gratify your wheezy ego by telling you that must have been....

I am her favorite or favourite because I can write comprehensible and grammatically correct sentences. Because I can spell words correctly most of the time. Because I am the complete and ultimate apotheosis of the genetic perfection. Because I am so damned good looking. Because I can out-drink, out-lie, out-fight, out-sing, out-talk and out-BS any one woman or three men. Because I can play any musical instrument set before me. Because I am witty and pretty and just the all-around best that has ever existed or will ever exist (except for Mom, of course).

So in answer to your somewhat quaint question, Amos, is that I am her favorite (or favourite) because I am just the best that was, is, or ever will be, forever and ever, Amen.