Well, I guess it's time I took a moment to address some of the defamatory comments made in this thread:

John Hardly - I've found that it's not necessary to do a lot of yoga and stretching exercises to enable one to autofellatate. A daily ration of dog food has the same effect. Of course, it does have the undesired side effect of producing an irrational desire to chase cars...

Joe Offer - It's not "BWL" because that would be far too simple and in no way enough of a pain-in-the-ass.

mack/misophist - A surprising number of people think I'm related to Superman because of the "Ell" thing. In fact, I'm related to Batman. "BW" is short for "Bruce Wayne".

Barry - SRS is right. I thought your post was hilarious. No apology needed.

MOAB - I can't argue with anything you said. But Amos is gonna be pissed because you said Rapaire is your favorite.