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Thread #91590 Message #1743966
Posted By: GUEST,Hans Christian Anderson
19-May-06 - 12:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: Looks like Paul McCartney...
Subject: RE: BS: Looks like Paul McCartney...
Sir Paul and the cripple girl:
ahhhh.. kind hearted saintly old Sir Paul befriends a poor little cripple girl then sympathetically offers his hand in marriage and gives her half of all his fortune.
and in the fullness of time , a little baby arrives to bless their magic union..
But, unbeknownst to all, she is a black hearted witch who tricks him
and chops the baby into little pieces and boils it up into broth and feeds it to the unsuspecting children from Sir Pauls first marriage to Princess Linda..
The vile broth poisons all who eat it..
then the evil cripple girl chops off a leg from the eldest child and casts a spell to make that leg her own, so she is now no longer crippled and can run away with all the gold.
Sir Paul is broken hearted and throws himself down a dark deep well.