I thought it might be a good idea for catters to contribute to a bank of "putdowns" for artists to use. One I heard forty years ago, when people start shushing to get the audience quiet, say sorry and sing in a whisper, it shut people up! The other one came from a colleague this year, it was actually the truth but was recieved with howls of laughter. We were singing on a boat and Someone shouted "don't give up your day Job" reply " You must be joking, I get £200k a year for working twenty hours!"
Any way I thought the reaction was hilarious.
So come on lets have em