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Thread #91635   Message #1744443
Posted By: GUEST,Don Meixner
20-May-06 - 09:06 AM
Thread Name: Anthology of heckler putdowns
Subject: RE: Anthology of heckler putdowns
I think that there is probably no one faster on his feet at destroying hecklers than Seamus Kennedy.

I did this once and it worked very well.
" Are you heckling me?" "Oh my how very exciting! I've never been heckled before!" Then I went over to the table where he and his date were sitting and sat down. I ordered a drink for him and carried on. "Gee this is a first for me... how should I behave. Should I be pissed or should I be embarassed............"

It cost me a beer but the jerks date got so feed up with the whole joint looking at them and laughing that she dragged him out with the entire place going nuts on them.

This was my only time really and I don't do bars as a single anymore, ever.

Don