Last time I saw a mouth like that Lester Piggot was behind it.

To a photographer - "The flashes don't bother me, I used to be a welder".

Both from Billy Connolly

And to a comedian from down south who gave me the "Anyone from the North of England? Here's a tenner go and buy yourself a house"

"Here's twenty quid, go and get yourself a bus ticket."

And from Kate Rusby: "Not exactly a fashion statement are you?" to someone who lent her a jacket at an open air concert when the temeprature dropped.