Google helped me find this next one.
I knew the song "Erie Canal", but I didn't know this was one of its verses:
I've got a gal, she's Big Foot Sal
Best in a galley, I've heard tell.
So drop a tear for Big Foot Sal,
The best damn cook on the Erie Canal.
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http://ingeb.org/songs/ivegotam.html