Australia vs. West Indies - with Allan Border on 69 runs, and Greg Matthews on 69 runs.
David Gower: "Allan Border on 69, Greg Matthews on 69... a very comfortable position for the two of them to be in..."

Australia vs. West Indies again - Kim Hughes copping a pace ball to the nether regions, and upon his valiant return Richie Benaud commenting: "..and Kim Hughes returns to the crease with one ball remaining".

Then there was the Community Radio Network news broadcaster who announced that in the Australian Open, Martina Hingis had beaten her opponent "in straight sex".

Around 11.36am (AEST) 23/09/1988, towards the end of the Olympic ladies marathon, Peter Gee said on ABC radio: "We may see the four ladies shoulder to shoulder in the stadium, what a climax that would be."

As play resumed in the Test match between England and the West Indies after a drinks break, the commentator, Brian Johnston, told a surprised audience, "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey."

Channel 7 and MMM's very own Craig Hutchey Hutchison, dropped this clanger on MMM, a Sydney radio station: "Yes the Bulldogs have won the toss and are kicking to the left of your radio dial!"

Pat Glenn (British Commentator) previewing the women's weightlifting one afternoon on the BBC: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."