Its far too noisy on an 'Erc to tell if virginity was lost or not.
I was transported in one o' dem kites from RAF Gutersloe to Belfast and it was among the worst bloody hours of my life.
Sittin in a bleedin' web harness with absolutely no sound proofing from the bleedin' engines, and the stewardesses were bleedin' ugly as sin.
AND it was my birthday too. AND it was the 1st anniversary of Bloody Sunday, so I reckoned we were in for a right good welcome to boot!!!
(I survived) (just)