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Thread #59418   Message #1746272
Posted By: Rapparee
23-May-06 - 06:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yes, I've had Dealings with the Bank of Scotland. Financial dealings. They are a large international bank and fully capable of dealing in yen, yuen, rubles, dollars of all sorts, ruppees, pounds, punts, marks, angels, groats, farthings, bullion, and even swapping pigs and wool. People who go incommunicado for a week or so are probably taken by Men In Black from the Bank of Scotland to a remote, desolate, secret location (possibly the Isle of Uffa) and reprogrammed into automatomistic capitalist consumers and wearers of kilts. Poor MMario! I knew him, Horation! A fellow of infinite jest...until he fell afoul of those Scots Bankers.....