When eye changed from Windows two Linux a few months ago, I started yew sing Thunderbird four my email instead of Outlook Express. Imagine my sir prize when a spelling chequer popped up to tell me how two right my emails! Aye don't knead know spelling chequer!

Eye was all sew sir prized two find that know body had posted this little pome on this thread yet:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error write
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I'm shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.