OK - I admit it. The English are a set of drunken louts who live only to drink and fight. Our army is the worst in the world and every single man jack of us is anti-Irish. I can't wait to leave this hole of depravity behind and settle in a good civilised country that has no criminal element, no drug dealing, no violence and no drunkeness. Can you send me your address, ard, and meet me at the nearest airport this time tomorrow.

I'm out of here.

Cheers

DtG