Oh, *my*. That is absofreakin'lutely classic.

It almost beats the other funniest "NO sense of humor whatsoever" story I've ever read--the "Onion" spoof about Harry Potter and Satanism, which was apparently taken at face value by some. It just goes to show, as my high school English teacher used to say (and I'm not sure where he got it):

"Mockery is the antidote to pomposity."

Molly