I know what you mean, Joe, although it doesn't piss me off that I still like you. It only amazes me, confuses me, and makes me doubt my own sanity.

However, if I may offer a bit of constructive criticism, the power of word "sanctimonious" is generally thought to be enhanced by including the word "prick" or "asshole" somewhere within the clause in which it is used.

Keep the faith, get some anger management counseling, and don't forget to boogie.