The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1747008
Posted By: Rapparee
24-May-06 - 10:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I have access to materials from the city, the county, the state, the region, the nation, and the world. My access to materials transcends the Library of Congress or the British Library or the former Lenin Library or any of those combined. I can get information from growing peas to making fusion weapons or a hyperwarp star drive. I can find out information on anything or anyone at will. That is because I am trained in the Arcane Mysteries And Eldritch Secrets of Librarianship, and I am not afraid to use them to enhance your life...or destroy it so utterly that not even your dust's dust will be remembered.