Having now registered, here is the revised version of the 'ballad'

How do I send it to AIne ?

Turing Testing Time

Talk to me, baby Convince me that you're cute Prove to me you're human And I will not compute

Turing test me baby Let me prove I'm real Chips and ram and circuit boards Can't tell you how I feel

Joke with me, baby Make me laugh and hoot Humour comes with human So how does this compute?

Twisting, turning, Turing Megahertz and bytes Calculating constantly To put the world to rights

Sing to me, baby Or play it on the lute Melody and harmony Will help me to compute

Stick it into overdrive Send it through the bus Computers trying to be human Sure cause a lot of fuss

Cry to me, baby Emotion is the root Of what keeps us human When we're trying to compute

Twisting, turning Turing Testing far and near Computers still can't fool us At least, not this year!