Sorry about the formatting - Does this do separate lines any better ?

Turing Testing Time

Talk to me, baby

Convince me that you're cute

Prove to me you're human

And I will not compute

Turing test me baby

Let me prove I'm real

Chips and ram and circuit boards

Can't tell you how I feel

Joke with me, baby

Make me laugh and hoot

Humour comes with human

So how does this compute?

Twisting, turning, Turing

Megahertz and bytes

Calculating constantly

To put the world to rights

Sing to me, baby

Or play it on the lute

Melody and harmony

Will help me to compute

Stick it into overdrive

Send it through the bus

Computers trying to be human

Sure cause a lot of fuss

Cry to me, baby

Emotion is the root

Of what keeps us human

When we're trying to compute

Twisting, turning Turing T

esting far and near

Computers still can't fool us

At least, not this year!