Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapaire - PM
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:16 PM

Why, it's good old reliable Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire from Pocatello,
If you're looking for information, he'll turn it on the spot,
Even when the heat is on, for him it's never too hot.
But for the good old reliable Rapaire, oh it's only just a short stroll,
To the oldest established permanent floating info center in the World.
There are well-heeled searchers everywhere, everywhere,
There are well-heeled searchers everywhere,
And awful lot of lettuce for the fella who can get us to play.
If we only had a lousy little byte, we could be a millionaire.
Oh the good old reliable Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire from Pocatello,
If the size of your knowledge you want to increase,
He'll arrange that you go nuts in quiet and peace,
In a carrell provided by Rapaire, where there are no neighbors to howl,
It's the oldest established permanent info center in the World.
Where's the action? What's the game?
Gotta have the game or we'll die from shame.
It's the oldest established permanent floating info center in the World.

                --Nathan Detroit, For Love AND Money (New
                  Yawk: Crap Press, 1948)