I can do decent realistic drawings, but just can't seem to do cartoons, or I would have drawn this up sometime since thinking of it several years ago. Anyone here want to run with it?

A child, a first or second grader, sits in the front of the classroom; he is saying, "'You'll poke your eye out, she said'; but would I listen? 'You'll break your neck', she said; but would I listen?"

He is wearing an eye patch, and a cervical collar.

The caption at the bottom reads, " Primary school administrators across the nation are keeping a close watch on Plunkerville's new 'Scared Good' initiative."