Max, I was telling jack halyard (John Warner) about the latest events, and how you had mentioned fibre optics and the new baby in the same post, and that there was a thread about naming the baby.

I was already thinking along the lines of "Fibre Optic Baby", so - not needing much encouragement to write a song at the drop of a hat - he came up with this one, complete with naming suggestion, in about two minutes - to the tune of "Lachlan Tigers":

A fibre optic baby
It's plain to see you are,
It's also plain the LED
Will be your lucky star.
Go buy a Martin 12 string
A Gibson's not the same,
And sing your songs like Huddie L
'LEDbaby' is your name.