Welcome to the Big Heartless Corporation Diabetic Health Center. Press One to make an appointment.
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If this is a diabetic emergency, call or visit your local ER, otherwise, press one for an appointment.
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All our operators are busy. Please listen to the following menu. Press one for an appointment.
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No one can answer your call now. If you would like to remain on the line until someone can handle your call, press one.
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(twenty minutes later)
All our operators are busy. Please leave a message. If you would llike to make an appointment, press one.
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Welcome to the Big Heartless Corporation Diabetic Health Center. Press one to make an appointment.







When the revolution comes, the inventor of the phone menu will be shot first. The people who make us use the phone menu will be shot next.

Steve