Well... now, c'mon eh!! It's fer sure, like, that women, eh, won't live longer from yer drinkin but men will, right, eh. It's, like, simple, eh, ya know what I am sayin. When we lads drink, we get relaxed and we ignore her, so our blood pressure goes down. When she gets into a few ales, she gets even more pissed about the shit that we didn't get done, so, like, her blood pressure goes up, eh. It's all about the pressure. Right? Know what I'm sayin, eh?

Dale

Grab me another one while yer there, eh. OUCH! What the fuck what that for?