Didja ever notice the faucet? I mean, the perfect drops dripping from the faucet, ya know? And the faucet itself, too. I could watch the drops and the faucet for hours because there is perfection there except when the snake comes out.

How to live longer.

A doctor told a man he only had six months to live, and the man asked if he could do ANYTHING to live longer. ANYTHING!!!

After much pleading the doctor told him to move to the poorest, most hardscrabble farm in Kentucky he could find -- one so poor that even the rocks were below average. Then he was to marry a widow woman with six or seven very young children, and plow those fields with a sick old mule. "My god!" the man replied "Will this make me live longer?" "No," said the doctor, "but it will feel like forever."