I saw a picture of you in that hat Tim. It was in the Market Rasen Mail.

Yes, there is an excellent evening on Saturday June 10th at Faldingworth Village Hall. Anthony John Clarke will be in Concert. Not to be missed. Great singaround afterwards. All for the measerly price of £5.

Well that seems to have blown your floorspot at MRFC to smithereens then. Make that tight fisted company get somebody else to do it. You know your path to singing fame is more important :-)